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"She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick." --Flannery O' Connor

Thursday, August 25, 2005

AAAAHHHH!!!!

The most horrible bug I have ever seen in my entire LIFE (and I would include the icky New Zealand bug that looked like a giant flying cockroach and landed on my face once) is in my room at this very moment. At least, I am not sure...it ran out of my sight, under my curtains. I am hoping it left somehow, but it may not have. It is so horrible, I don't even know what it is. It has a flexible body like a centipede, but it isn't thick like one. It is about as long as my pinky, and has something like a gazillion legs to the tenth power. And it is very, very fast.

*shudder*

Why do bugs like me so, when all I do is hate them??

(I just went to see if the bug was gone. I moved the curtains, and no bug, but a SPIDER ran out! Ugh!!!! I think I need to sleep somewhere else tonight.)

11 Comments:

  • At 12:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    DON'T SHOW FEAR!!!!.....They sense it.

     
  • At 3:26 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    silverfish-ick!

     
  • At 5:41 AM , Anonymous Porter said...

    Why do boys like you so, when all you do is hate them?

     
  • At 8:10 AM , Blogger grackyfrogg said...

    do i hate them? do they like me?

     
  • At 9:43 AM , Anonymous thelittlekappa said...

    Wow.

    Sounds like it's time to bomb the place gracky.

    Bug bomb that is ... don't really blow it up. That would be fruitless.

     
  • At 1:12 PM , Blogger Andi said...

    I went hiking in the NZ bush yesterday, and REALLY needed the toilet, so I held out til we reached a little campsite with a longdrop. I practically ran up the path toward it! The toliet seat was up, and there was a step up to the toliet......just then I spotted a family of MASSIVE weta just under the rim.
    I thought about being brave, then took another look and there was no way. Gotta be worse than spiders, their legs aren't even soft.

     
  • At 1:17 PM , Blogger grackyfrogg said...

    oh andi! ick ick ick!!!!!! i'm glad you decided not to be brave...bleah! although i don't know if they are worse than spiders...they are probably worse than SOME spiders. but i think i'd rather see wetas than, say, giant tarantulas!!!

     
  • At 1:23 PM , Anonymous Becca said...

    wow, i don't even know what a weta is and i'm creeped out.

    I think that the unidentified bugs are the worst. Because you sort of want to find out what it is, but on the other hand, sometimes it's just better now to know. But man grace, you got the double whammy: unidentified and hiding. I have on occasion slept in my living room when i know there is a bug taking residence somewhere in my room. It's creepy to know that they are there, wandering around, possibly walking across your face, when you are sleeping! Or at least, that's my fear...

    :)

     
  • At 11:05 AM , Anonymous mark said...

    Check out all the creepy crawling flying pests at http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/iiin/housece.html

     
  • At 7:07 AM , Anonymous skwerlman7 said...

    What you need is a good pair of combat boots and some Windex. You will be surprised how satisfying the cruch of the exoskeleton is. Unless, of course, you have carpet, in which case Windex won't really help.

     
  • At 10:28 AM , Anonymous Porter said...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_fe_st/creepy_centipede;_ylt=AlqblUk.V7YqZRba_tiQMAQDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

     

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