Why, Jessica? Or Should I Say: Why Jessica?
Yes, the simple placement of a comma can be a beautiful thing.
Apparently Jessica Simpson opted not to appear at a Republican fund-raiser. I am at an uncharacteristic loss for words. Mostly what I keep thinking is, "They asked JESSICA SIMPSON??" I am not a Republican, but neither am I a Jessica Simpson fan, so I just don't know who to make fun of more, today. But I do have to point out my favorite part of the whole article:
"People close to Simpson said she declined a request to appear that same evening at the gala fund-raiser of the National Republican Congressional Committee -- even after she was offered some private face time with Bush -- because Operation Smile is a non-partisan group."
Private face time with Bush! Oh, it's too, too much...
Apparently Jessica Simpson opted not to appear at a Republican fund-raiser. I am at an uncharacteristic loss for words. Mostly what I keep thinking is, "They asked JESSICA SIMPSON??" I am not a Republican, but neither am I a Jessica Simpson fan, so I just don't know who to make fun of more, today. But I do have to point out my favorite part of the whole article:
"People close to Simpson said she declined a request to appear that same evening at the gala fund-raiser of the National Republican Congressional Committee -- even after she was offered some private face time with Bush -- because Operation Smile is a non-partisan group."
Private face time with Bush! Oh, it's too, too much...
posted by grackyfrogg @ 12:22 PM
2 Comments:
At 2:53 PM ,
Zen Wizard said...
The irony here is that Operation Smile is ALL ABOUT faces.
So I would think face time would be a good thing.
I don't think Republicans are against horribly disfigured kids getting plastic surgery...unless they try to open an Indian Casino afterwards, or something.
At 10:14 AM ,
grackyfrogg said...
i just thought "private face time" sounded kind of dirty, but i guess that (lamentably) shows where my mind is!
yeah, it was definitely an obscure reasoning on simpson's part. but i don't know how familiar she is with the whole REASONing process; after all, it does involve thinking.
oh, i'm SO mean.
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