Tonight's Guest on the "I Love Stephen Colbert" Show: King Tut!

I'm a little behind with the current events, but I finally saw the video of Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. And I just want to say one word:

AWE. SOME.

Ok, I made that into two words. But Colbert deserved it. Trust me.

The best part was the video of himself as White House Press Secretary. I watched that on The Colbert Report last night. Great stuff.

Bottom line: You can love him (like me), or you can hate him. You can think he is the funniest thing since sliced bread (hey, that might have been hilarious back in the day, you know), or you can think he's as humorous as a loaf of whole grain goodness that's not sliced at all, not even a little bit. (What on earth am I saying?) Whatever the case, you can't say that Stephen Colbert doesn't have balls.

Which, by the way, you could have said about King Tut, up until today. Not to change the subject or anything, but apparently the big news that made the archaeological world nearly wet its pants had this wonderful, younger-readers-close-your-eyes headline: King Tut's Penis Rediscovered.

Oh, if you don't like the word "penis," you shouldn't read this post.

Wait. Oops. I probably should have said that at the beginning. D'oh!

Well, it's on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL, people. Don't get all mad at me. I report the news, I don't write it. I'm too lazy.

Moving on....

Something tells me I drank too much soda today.