Frogg's Total Fitness Show: Episode One
Well, I managed a quick, passing glance at the package containing the ab cruncher this morning. I almost broke a sweat doing it, too. That's enough crazy fitness for one day!
Maybe tomorrow I'll actually go as far as opening the box and taking the ab cruncher out of it.
Whoa. I got tired just writing that.
Something tells me that this Total Fitnes Journey is going to involve a long, difficult road. Sigh...
Oh well. Until tomorrow, then. In the meantime, I give you the quote of the day, which has nothing whatsoever to do with fitness, thank goodness. Officer Bob Martinez of Arcata, Ca., was interviewed by the Times-Standard newspaper (via Obscure Store) after helping to apprehend a conspicuously disguised ATM/credit card bandit. Officer Bob brought this insightful bit of wisdom to bear on the situation:
If you're trying to get away with something, wearing a clown mask on a Monday afternoon in Valley West is not the way to do it.
Hmmm. Now there's a point to ponder if I ever heard one. Thank you, Officer Bob.
Maybe tomorrow I'll actually go as far as opening the box and taking the ab cruncher out of it.
Whoa. I got tired just writing that.
Something tells me that this Total Fitnes Journey is going to involve a long, difficult road. Sigh...
Oh well. Until tomorrow, then. In the meantime, I give you the quote of the day, which has nothing whatsoever to do with fitness, thank goodness. Officer Bob Martinez of Arcata, Ca., was interviewed by the Times-Standard newspaper (via Obscure Store) after helping to apprehend a conspicuously disguised ATM/credit card bandit. Officer Bob brought this insightful bit of wisdom to bear on the situation:
If you're trying to get away with something, wearing a clown mask on a Monday afternoon in Valley West is not the way to do it.
Hmmm. Now there's a point to ponder if I ever heard one. Thank you, Officer Bob.
posted by grackyfrogg @ 11:19 AM
5 Comments:
At 4:28 AM ,
Anonymous said...
I have a friend who read somewhere that you could burn calories just by watching someone excercise. She would watch TV workout shows while eating donuts...she is teeny tiny, but I think that is just who she is.
Aunt B
At 8:23 AM ,
becca said...
I heard some insightful wisdom from a newscaster years ago and it has stuck with me. The story was about a robber who had accosted a woman riding a bike. And the newscaster concluded with:
So now no woman is safe, not even women on bikes.
I guess I'll have to remember this thing about clown masks too, so that I'll be prepared next time I try to get away with something. ;)
Oh, and good luck on the fitness!
At 3:08 PM ,
grackyfrogg said...
hmm. well, i wonder if women wearing clown masks while riding bikes might be safer? i bet no one would mess with them, at any rate.
and aunt b, if you could burn calories by watching people exercise, i'd be invisible. as it happens, i'm not. so i'd say that theory doesn't really hold water.
but it would be very interesting indeed if it did!
At 4:33 PM ,
Quesse Lómë said...
So I was eating caramel popcorn when I clicked on your new blog...and promptly stopped eating. I feel guilt now. How could you do this to me? ;)
And why are criminals so dumb?
At 6:50 PM ,
grackyfrogg said...
don't feel guilt. coincidentally, i spent several entire minutes this morning, stuffing my face with handfuls of caramel popcorn--WITH PEANUTS! heaven help me.
at least YOU stopped eating. me, not so much!
as to your question, well, i really don't know. but i'm glad they are. it's so much more entertaining that way.
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