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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Conversation With Steve: The Pot Luck

So yesterday the redoubtable Steve and I were chatting about his upcoming talk to a group of high school students from his church, and, as tends to happen in our conversations, we went off on a tangent. In this case, the tangent was: pot luck food.

The pot luck has a long and inspiring history, which is far too fascinating to go into here, but read on and you just might learn a thing or two about this unique culinary phenomenon. And when you're done, please post your comments voting for your favorite pot luck food or sharing any fun pot luck stories! I always love to hear from you.

A votre sante!

Conversation with Steve: The Pot Luck

5:25:34 PM steve: well i can wrap [my high school talk] up with- "So where does that leave us?"
5:25:42 PM steve: and then emphasize community
5:26:03 PM steve: finish it
5:26:04 PM steve: pray
5:26:08 PM steve: and go eat cookies

5:26:17 PM grackyfrogg: the main goal of any christian get-together
5:26:24 PM grackyfrogg: survive till cookie time

5:26:28 PM steve: i love circus cookies
5:26:36 PM steve: and for some reason they are at EVERY christian event

5:26:46 PM grackyfrogg: i dont think it would be christian otherwise
5:27:00 PM grackyfrogg: or do you mean specifically that circus cookies are at every event?

5:27:05 PM steve: ive eaten whole meals of circus cookies

5:27:22 PM grackyfrogg: lol

5:27:57 PM grackyfrogg: i should write a blog about how being a christian makes you fat

5:28:03 PM steve: i KNOW
5:28:08 PM steve: single even more
5:28:21 PM steve: well fat and/or unhealthy
5:28:51 PM steve: its hard to be in shape or try to eat healthy being a single christian
5:29:00 PM steve: pot lucks are the worst
5:29:02 PM steve: i hate those
5:29:10 PM steve: im anti potluck
5:29:31 PM steve: "there no luck in that pot!"

5:30:39 PM grackyfrogg: you shouldn't talk, though
5:30:45 PM grackyfrogg: you have NEVER been overweight in your LIFE

5:31:18 PM steve: but trying to eat healthy is hard

5:31:27 PM grackyfrogg: thats true

5:31:35 PM steve: and i need to because i have high cholestorol

5:31:38 PM grackyfrogg: right

5:31:43 PM steve: which is worst than being fat really

5:31:46 PM grackyfrogg: its funny the stuff that people bring to pot lucks
5:31:53 PM grackyfrogg: like that weird ambrosia stuff
5:31:56 PM grackyfrogg: what IS that?

5:31:59 PM steve: lol, i like that!

5:32:08 PM grackyfrogg: goopy marshmallows and random bits of unidentified fruit?!
5:32:22 PM grackyfrogg: gross

5:32:23 PM steve: yeah!!!! it rules!!! the savior of the potluck in my opinion

5:32:28 PM grackyfrogg: ewww no
5:32:36 PM grackyfrogg: its like vomit
5:32:42 PM grackyfrogg: i mean, look at it

5:32:48 PM steve: hmmm maybe that explains why i like it

5:33:00 PM grackyfrogg: hmmm, maybe you're right!

5:33:19 PM steve: and then there are those potlucks where 35 people bring Doritos

5:33:23 PM grackyfrogg: LOL

5:33:30 PM grackyfrogg: at least doritos come in different flavors
5:33:32 PM grackyfrogg: that helps
5:33:40 PM grackyfrogg: although... probably not 35 different flavors
5:33:46 PM grackyfrogg: what are some other weird pot luck foods?
5:34:02 PM grackyfrogg: casserole always makes an appearance in some shape or form

5:34:19 PM steve: lasagne

5:34:19 PM grackyfrogg: some sort of macaroni dish, with meat mixed in and some kind of sauce baked over it
5:34:22 PM grackyfrogg: LOL
5:34:34 PM grackyfrogg: thats funny
5:34:46 PM grackyfrogg: i wasnt thinking of lasagna, but i described it! i realized that after i read what you said

5:34:58 PM steve: but see its just not good because you put like 22 different things on your plate

5:35:08 PM grackyfrogg: yeah, you never have enough plate

5:35:12 PM steve: thats not normal

5:35:13 PM grackyfrogg: and then there's dessert

5:35:17 PM steve: and then things start to mix together

5:35:18 PM grackyfrogg: dessert is the savior of the pot luck, for me

5:35:20 PM steve: on your plate

5:35:24 PM grackyfrogg: yeah i hate that
5:35:33 PM grackyfrogg: especially if there werent separate plates for the dessert

5:35:37 PM steve: the lasagne and ambrosia MIX!

5:35:41 PM grackyfrogg: *gag*
5:35:48 PM grackyfrogg: thats the apocalypse, right there
5:35:52 PM grackyfrogg: it should NEVER happen
5:35:58 PM grackyfrogg: when it does, the world will end

5:36:18 PM steve: maybe thats the secret formula for a nuclear bomb?!?!?

5:36:25 PM grackyfrogg: LOL
5:36:37 PM grackyfrogg: yeah, the deep dark secret... the nuclear bomb was invented at a church picnic

5:36:51 PM steve: there it is! the title for your blog entry
5:37:43 PM steve: i suck at bringing good potluck food

5:37:50 PM grackyfrogg: what do you usually bring?

5:37:50 PM steve: im "dessert" guy

5:37:55 PM grackyfrogg: yeah, good call

5:38:30 PM steve: i go to safeway and bring the typical "Gross cookies in a plastic carrier"

5:38:42 PM grackyfrogg: LOL

5:38:43 PM steve: or a safeway "pie"

5:38:51 PM grackyfrogg: you mean the cookies with giant fake m&ms

5:39:00 PM steve: yeah! that would be them

5:39:21 PM steve: or if you time it right you can get some sort of holiday theme like hearts for valentines or pumpkins

5:39:29 PM grackyfrogg: what is the deal with the fake m&ms tasting so different from real m&ms?
5:39:40 PM grackyfrogg: i mean, how many different ways are there to have chocolate surrounded by a candy shell???
5:39:54 PM grackyfrogg: but they DO taste different
5:39:57 PM grackyfrogg: the fake ones taste icky

5:39:58 PM steve: one costs .000002 cents and the other .000001 cent

5:40:03 PM grackyfrogg: lol
5:40:22 PM grackyfrogg: i'm trying to think of what i've brought to pot lucks
5:40:25 PM grackyfrogg: i think i usually don't

5:40:45 PM steve: there is ONE item that, according to mark, is universally loved

5:40:46 PM grackyfrogg: either i don't go, or i don't bring anything

5:40:49 PM steve: can you guess?

5:40:49 PM grackyfrogg: hmmm
5:40:51 PM grackyfrogg: let me think
5:40:53 PM grackyfrogg: is it a drink?

5:40:56 PM steve: no

5:40:59 PM grackyfrogg: dessert?

5:41:01 PM steve: dinner food

5:41:10 PM grackyfrogg: spinach dip in the bread bowl

5:41:13 PM steve: LOL
5:41:16 PM steve: thats a good one

5:41:18 PM grackyfrogg: you KNOW thats good

5:41:18 PM steve: but no

5:41:20 PM grackyfrogg: oh
5:41:24 PM grackyfrogg: ok, second guess

5:41:33 PM steve: thats always there though, the bread bowl thing

5:41:37 PM grackyfrogg: kentucky fried chicken

5:41:43 PM steve: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:41:45 PM grackyfrogg: HA!
5:41:50 PM grackyfrogg: yes!!!

5:41:54 PM steve: good job

5:42:02 PM grackyfrogg: its annoying when people bring that though
5:42:08 PM grackyfrogg: because there is NEVER enough to go around

5:42:09 PM steve: you cant go wrong with that one

5:42:13 PM grackyfrogg: so you have to fight for your position in line
5:42:24 PM grackyfrogg: and there is never white meat, because the white meat is more expensive
5:42:28 PM grackyfrogg: i HATE it when they bring KFC!!!

5:42:38 PM steve: its "potluck in a tub"

5:42:57 PM grackyfrogg: its "get an elbow in your eye as you jockey for first in line" in a tub

5:43:12 PM steve: lol

5:43:27 PM grackyfrogg: i think i grew up with the pack mentality when it came to food
5:43:34 PM grackyfrogg: i still have trouble not being near the front of the line
5:43:39 PM grackyfrogg: like the food is going to disappear if i wait

5:43:42 PM steve: jeez thats not noticeable

5:43:45 PM grackyfrogg: comes of being in a family of 6
5:43:46 PM grackyfrogg: oh ha

13 Comments:

  • At 12:44 PM , Blogger NobleLadyDF777 said...

    Hey...my mom makes good ambrosia!!! It's often got tangerine ..that's not a "random fruit"....but maybe you've mixed ambrosia with lasagna one too many times to actually enjoy it...hehe.

     
  • At 2:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I always see deviled eggs and that really icky potato salad from the grocery store that has chunks of carrots and waaaaay too much yellow mayo.

    I went to a pot luck once where 5 people brought taco salad and no body brought chips!

    Aunt B

     
  • At 4:05 PM , Blogger grackyfrogg said...

    deviled eggs!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    i'd rather eat ambrosia.

     
  • At 6:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Note to self...no deviled eggs at Thanksgiving...as if.
    Aunt B

     
  • At 10:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    we have a potluck this week at work, I am bringing stuffing. I love it, but if I make it for myself I will eat it all myself, so I make it when lots of other people can eat with me.
    ` joci

     
  • At 12:28 AM , Blogger Quesse Lómë said...

    To begin: I laughed really hard when I read the entirety of the potluck conversation and ensuing comments.

    Ambrosia...had too much of it in my lifetime, thanks!

    I think it's funny that people always bring baked beans and weird bean salads with vinegar and celery seeds and--*gag* Too many flavors in one dish...ew.

    Best thing to bring: spinach dip in a bread bowl. That's got to be the best!

     
  • At 5:23 AM , Anonymous eldila said...

    It may be a suburban myth, but apparently the Canadian PB's used to bring hot dog Jello to potlucks. Hot Dog Jello!
    The worst from personal experience, though, is when the family of ten who brought one bag of generic chips piles on all the home-made sushi and freshly baked pies [I've been to some posh potlucks], and then comes back for thirds to hide in the cooler.

     
  • At 9:50 AM , Blogger BeautiPhil said...

    i like that, yet again, in another conversation with Steve that gets posted here, the two of you talk about vomiting! :-D

     
  • At 10:23 AM , Blogger grackyfrogg said...

    phil, you have NO IDEA how often that actually happens...

    candace, i hope so much that the suburban myth is true. oh those wacky plymouth brethren folks! always living on the wild side!!

    at our church, we always had the staple jello fruit salad. now, i like jello. but i do NOT like jello with pieces of banana trapped inside, or whatever other fruit they use. (seemed like banana most of the time, which i don't like even when it's not in jello.)

     
  • At 1:23 PM , Anonymous becca said...

    I admit I am one of those leeches who brings nothing to church potlucks and happily eat what everyone else has brought. And I just say no to kfc. Spaghetti is the big one at our potlucks, and it's never good spaghetti, it's always kind of gummy and cold. Although that might just be because I'm almost always late to those potlucks!

    And I just say no to the jello mold with fruit or ambrosia type stuff. I say if you can't identify the food source of a potluck dish you should not be putting it on your plate. I have been burned too many times.

    Oh and hilarious as always... you and steve make quite the im pair! ;) Although what is up with the inevitable discussion of throw up??

     
  • At 1:32 PM , Blogger grackyfrogg said...

    you think this discussion was bad? you don't even want to see our IM from this morning...

    i had forgotten about pot luck spaghetti! it has a taste all its own...

    i agree with quesse... the spinach bread bowl rocks the pot luck world.

     
  • At 8:55 PM , Anonymous Mark said...

    cas·se·role
    Pronunciation: 'ka-s&-"rOl
    1 : a dish in which food may be baked and served
    Ok - In the day of the microwave, a casserole can be anything.
    Here's my definition
    2 : A dish with any sort of leftovers from the fridge that no one ate blended together with sprinkled fried onion bits on top.

     
  • At 10:36 AM , Blogger DanTheMan58 said...

    KEESH!





    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

     

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