Bottoms Up!
So I just thought of a cool new drinking game.*
Every time Bush blatantly ignores the overwhelming majority of public and political opinion to put forth his own agenda, take a drink.
Every time he says the phrase "war on terror," or "freedom for Iraqis," take two.
And every time he says, "democracy in the Middle East," take as many as you deem necessary. Guzzle it down, baby.
It'll make the ending much more bearable, believe me. If it ever comes, of course.
* As a Christian, I cannot endorse this game. Even though I made it up.
Every time Bush blatantly ignores the overwhelming majority of public and political opinion to put forth his own agenda, take a drink.
Every time he says the phrase "war on terror," or "freedom for Iraqis," take two.
And every time he says, "democracy in the Middle East," take as many as you deem necessary. Guzzle it down, baby.
It'll make the ending much more bearable, believe me. If it ever comes, of course.
* As a Christian, I cannot endorse this game. Even though I made it up.
posted by grackyfrogg @ 1:39 PM
4 Comments:
At 9:59 PM ,
Quesse Lómë said...
What about the term "islamofascists" or whatever that was...?
At 1:47 AM ,
eldila said...
My guess is that Congress has been playing this game for the past five years or so, which would explain their erstwhile apathy. (And who knows but that Jesus turned the water to wine to keep such an interesting competition going! If you're going to play yours indefinitely, I'd imagine you'd need a fresh supply of the hard stuff quite early on...)
At 3:21 PM ,
beccaline said...
I like your game. I endorse it wholeheartedly. ;)
At 5:06 PM ,
Caroline said...
I would endorse your cool drinking game, but I think it might result in alcohol poisoning!
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